June 2010
24 posts
May 2010
4 posts
Today, my 6 year-old daughter was asking me...
beamarquez:
jazziifeyy:
beauty-from-ashes:
flamesoflove:
funnyassstuff:
(via mylifeisaverage)
YES!!! haha. obviously, i don’t like edward cullen.
HAHAHAHA.
(via daniellekiemel)
March 2010
4 posts
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.